Piece of bacon , piece of toast & and an egg walks into a bar and the barman goes "Sorry we dont serve breakfast"

 

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car ?

"Robin get in the car"

 

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ?

"Wheres my tractor"

 

What do you call a man with no hair ?

"Bold"

 

A pair of balls and a penis goes to a party they let the penis & not the balls, so the balls go "how come your having fun in there and im out here knocking"

 

3,000 pakistanis died yesterday , America gave money , France gave food , Spain give drink , Britain give 3,000 pakistanis.

 

What do you call a women with 1 leg ?

"ilean"

 

What do you call a japenese man with one leg ?

"Tieoneshoe"

 

Paddy & Murphy were walking down the street and Paddy falls down a big hole in the ground and brakes his leg so he says "Murphy call me an ambulance" so Murphy says "Paddy is an ambulance , Paddy is an ambulance"

 

Paddy & Murphy walking down the street and Paddy falls and brakes his leg so he says to Murphy "Murphy support my Leg" and Murphys chants "PADDY'S LEG ! , PADDY'S LEG !"

 

Man who has a steering wheel stuck to his cock goes to the doctor and the doctor goes "aw it must be a right pain to have a steering wheel stuck to your penis" and the man replies "i know its driving me nuts"